Mother: Can you do this for me please?
Me: * does the thing*
Me: *somehow manages to do the thing wrong*
Mother: I should just do everything by myself
*10 minutes later*
Mother: I wish someone would help me with this stuff so I could sit down.

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

rawr0609:

lilfagbitch:

It’s actually really scary to me how guys have no problem hitting on/harassing girls when girls are alone but will leave them alone when they see them with their significant other. Because they respect you more as another mans property than they respect you as a human.

Unless your significant other is a girl. Then they try to hit on both of us :(

another-year-of-troyler:

strictlyoutube:

FUCK

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

Fast Cash

# rt

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liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

awww the way he just sways her on the spot, that’s so cute, I want a hug like this from him

HW