bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

jesheaxp:

He’s fab :3

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

frank-n-fuck:

Pj gets mail in 'Space Adventure'

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

humorous-blog:

rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time

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floweranger:

i want my music so loud that i cant hear my life crashing and burning

Things that annoy me

  • slow internet
  • when the internet is slow
  • when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly
  • that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
  • something that moves slowly called the internet

Troye being Troye (◡‿◡✿)

awesomemodifications:

someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.

here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.

-kat

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Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

HW