how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time
i want my music so loud that i cant hear my life crashing and burning
- slow internet
- when the internet is slow
- when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly
- that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
- something that moves slowly called the internet
someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.
here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.
Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you